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It's also been rumoured that he will be appearing in I'm A Celebrity in December when no doubt several Premier League managers will be running up huge phone bills when the Bushtucker Trials come around.

Will he be quite so jolly when the eating tasks come around?

Whenever my missus moans about me having four pairs of running trainers, I'm going to dig out this picture of Crystal Palace's Wilfried Zaha.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic famously said of Pep Guardiola: When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. So you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor it. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that's what he wanted, he should have bought a Fiat."

Is there a burgeoning market for 1987 Charity Shield ties? Probably not. Nevertheless, the price has just increased by at least £1 with the addition of Brian Kilcline's signature.

League Two leaders Forest Green won 1-0 at Colchester on Monday evening to move eight points clear at the summit. But to be honest, I was expecting a fair few more to be in the stands. Certainly more than are on the pitch.

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