Paul Pogba, Jose Mourinho, John Terry and other unbearably big egos in football
If you didn't fully appreciate the size of Paul Pogba's ego, he has kindly given you another chance to be repulsed by it in Pogmentary. He is not the only huge ego in football, though.
An ego is not necessarily a bad thing in football. Brian Clough had one, Sir Alex Ferguson had one and just about every great player to have ever played the game had or has one.
Sometimes, though, those egos go just a little bit too far, as Paul Pogba has demonstrated in his new Pogmentary documentary.
However, the Frenchman is certainly not alone in carrying a ego so vast it generates its own gravity, as the following list illustrates.
Paul Pogba
What is even more egocentric than having a documentary made about yourself and changing the world 'documentary' to include your own name? Not even mentioning the trophies your team won while you were there but including one of your own rare man-of-the-match performances.
John Terry
It's eight years since THAT momentous moment when John Terry appeared in a full Chelsea kit, including boots, shin pads and sock tape, to collect the Champions League trophy in that 2012 final despite being suspended...#bbcfootball #UCL #cfc #BAYCHE pic.twitter.com/w6x9ookMk7
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) August 8, 2020
Ashley Cole
A man gets an offer of £55,000 a week and it is sufficient to make him tremble with anger.
To be fair, Ashley Cole was a brilliant full-back. He was as complete as they come. Well, maybe not complete, because he was missing an awful lot of humility.
You can say that he had every right to expect what he was worth at that time, and you'd be correct. To be reduced to physical displays of anger at only being offered mega money rather than super-duper-duper mega money, though, is all ego.
Leroy Sane
Not sure what's funnier: Leroy Sane getting a tattoo is of himself? Or the fact it's of him scoring in a tie that #MCFC eventually lost? 😂 pic.twitter.com/d5ZQ5fMnyy
— TEAMtalk (@TEAMtalk) July 27, 2017
Mario Balotelli
If you wanted to be kind, you'd call Mario Balotelli 'an enigma'. If you wanted to be a bit more direct, you'd say that Balotelli has made a career out of failing to deliver on his own ego.
"There's only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi," Balotelli said shortly after he joined Manchester City. "All the others are behind me."
Balotelli went to Liverpool instead, where he was dreadful. Even that did not dent his ego though, of course.
Currently at Turkish Super Lig side Adana Demirspor.
Everyone: Premier League finales were the greatest things to happen today
— SI Soccer (@si_soccer) May 22, 2022
Mario Balotelli:
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Allan Saint-Maximin
"In terms of quality, I think I'm able to do it." That is Allan Saint-Maximin, of Newcastle, talking about the Ballon d'Or, in case you were wondering. Of Newcastle. Newcastle.
Clearly, Saint-Maximin is a very talented player, no one is disputing that. If he is worrying about a deadweight that's holding him back, though, it's his ego, not his team-mates.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Paul Ince
"He liked to think he was the Guv'nor," Steve Bruce recalled of when Ince first arrived at Manchester United.
Ince himself denies it. He says it originated from snooker banter that spilled out into shooting drills after he arrived at Man Utd, and coach Bryan Kidd gave him the nickname. We'll call thinking anyone will believe that story 'Exhibit B'.
Plenty of other people had other names for Paul Ince too. "F***ing bottler and "big-time Charlie" were just two offered by Sir Alex Ferguson, for example.
Jose Mourinho
Speaking of nicknames, we can't ignore 'the Special One' himself, Jose Mourinho. Although, in fairness, he contests it.
Either way, you won't find many people disputing Mourinho has one of the biggest egos in football. It is central to his whole demeanour. It might even be central to his success.
The real reveal about his ego is how eager - not willing - he always was to open an open spat with another manager. It wasn't Sir Alex Ferguson-style mind games, it was outright 'I'm better than you so shut up'.
You could say the most damning piece of evidence is that Mourinho has proven himself the best ever at managing players with huge egos, so he obviously knows a bit about having one.
Neymar
Not to put too fine a point on it, Neymar has always been an egotistical spoilt little brat.
Back in 2010 when he played for Santos, he threw a tantrum when he, then a teenager, was not allowed to take a penalty against Atletico Goianiense after missing his previous two. He had to be restrained by a linesman and threw a bottle of water at the ground in disgust.
He continued that behaviour at PSG, a club he was at because he legitimately thought he should be getting paid more by Barcelona than Lionel Messi, where he tried to steal a penalty from Edinson Cavani.
To be fair, though, even if none of that had happened and he had the same haircuts, he would have made this list.